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complete bollocks
Pocket Books:
ISBN: 0-671-03767-6

labour bollocks
Pocket Books:
ISBN: 0-7434-0412-2

management bollocks
Pocket Books:
ISBN: 0-7434-0413-0

The Little Book of Complete Bollocks

This little book is dedicated with love and sincerity to you, the reader. Thanks you for trusting me enough to let me share my bollocks with you. Let this little book be our journey together:

 

MIDLIFE CRISIS
If you are a male aged between forty and fifty, you may experience a sudden loss of libido.
Don't panic.
Ask your secretary if she's seen it.
Check under the sofa.
Report your loss to the police.
Consider offering a reward for the safe return of you libido. If, after six months there is still no sign of it, take up gardening.

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The Little Book of New Labour Bollocks

This little book is dedicated to the memory of the English language, currently in intensive care following a vicious mugging by New Labour spin doctors.

To assist the reader, a comprehensive glossary of New Labout bollocks is included at the back of the book.

 

WHAT HE SAID:
I want to be quite blunt with you about the modern relationship between today's Labour Party and the trade unions.
Tony Blair, Speech to the TGWU Conference, Blackpool, July 1995

WHAT HE MEANT:
I've met someone else.

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The Little Book of Management Bollocks

This book is dedicated to helping the reader achieve the ultimate goal of becoming rich, successful, dynamic, unpleasant and utterly incomprehensible.

A BAD MANAGER SAYS:
How come on one tells me anything?

A GOOD MANAGER SAYS:
To counter information deficit syndrome, I'm actioning increased interactive feedback.

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